Who’s excited for the Olympics? I am super stoked and can’t wait to make my whole family watch all manner of figure skating. Yahoo!
I recently saw the above photo on a friend’s Facebook page, and I couldn’t resist making a list of Olympics events where I would definitely win a medal.
1. Eye rolling
3. Dust bunny fights
4. Sarcastic comments
5. White lies (Santa! Tooth fairy! “No, there are absolutely no sweet potatoes in this soup.”)
6. Carrying all of the grocery bags inside in one trip
7. Screwing up a recipe
8. Pretending to sleep while the kids cry in the night
10. Going from zero to frustrated in the shortest time possible
12. Fuzzy robe wearing
13. Wine box tapping
14. Dropping a lot of money at Target without ever buying the item I went there to buy
15. Looking like the Exorcist in photos
16. Making bags of Halloween candy disappear
18. Sporting an ill-fitting wardrobe
19. Bringing little people to tears by putting dinner on the table
20. Getting lost
Which Olympic events would win you gold?
- Winter Vegetable Stew
- Sweet Potato Chili